As Seen on TV: The God Awful Grammys

"Hi! My band isn't as good as my acting but I was paid alot of money to introduce Lil' Wayne." - Mr. Gary Sinese

"You can see my hat from the top of any building." - Jimmy Jams
"Girls make my mic go like this." - NE-Yo


Last night I was subjected to the horror show that was the Grammy's. It was fun twittering with Dj Dan Suh and realizing how close the apocalypse really is. Point in Case? Bob Dylan is now selling Pepsi. Robert Plant has become the annoying uncle that won't shut up and Katy Perry was forgotten. The Motown Set, Radiohead and the Bo Diddley Tribute were worth admission, Sir Paul also put up his dukes. But Neil Diamond should go into rapping cause he sure as Hell ain't singing. As I was reminded how many Americans were watching to see Keith Urban and Kenny Chesney before their nightly cross burnings, I started digging out some old pics of peeps that were on tonight's show. The Ne-Yo is hilarious because barely anyone knew who he was when I shot him, myself included.