Showing posts with label 312 Dining Diva. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 312 Dining Diva. Show all posts

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Portrait of the Artist as an Old Beaten Man

"Did someone say free cheese?"

It looks like someone finally had enough of Jerry "The Party Crasher" Berliant's rope jumping antics. The artist, who has been under a lot of scrutiny lately, apparently had his nose broken recently and forgot to wipe the stolen food/cocaine/dandruff off his v-neck. Congrats Jerry! You've never looked better!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

SNUBBED! Angels and Kings blackout the Demons

"Look Pete! Tyler's head just exploded!"

Tonight didn't go so smoothly....

Upon arriving at the Angels and Kings sneak preview with my wife, the smiling PR rep said the last thing I ever expected to hear as a RSVP'd guest....

"If you bring your camera in, we have to tell you that you can't shoot."

Without my camera, I'm just another myspace douchebag in eyeliner....

Sigh.

Update: Thanks to the 312 Dining Diva, whose cantankerous rant sums up my feelings more succintly...