My Release Date from my Hospital Prison is set.

Collaboration is king. Especially when you know peeps like Clayton Hauck and Ryan Mitchell. A fine example of a dope debaucherous time, all the while Mr. Hauck gets drunker and drunker as the music blares in honor of his aging process. I might even bring a little camera while Reeves hauls around the big Cannon! :)

Portrait of the Artist as an Old Beaten Man

"Did someone say free cheese?"

It looks like someone finally had enough of Jerry "The Party Crasher" Berliant's rope jumping antics. The artist, who has been under a lot of scrutiny lately, apparently had his nose broken recently and forgot to wipe the stolen food/cocaine/dandruff off his v-neck. Congrats Jerry! You've never looked better!