Where are my GLAMORAMA photos?!?!?

So we've been running into a lot of people lately who have been screaming at us "Where are the fucking Glamorama Pictures?"

The answer is: There aren't any.

Well, okay. Yes, there are some but what is on the site is but our meager attempt to placate the fashionistas, sycophants and party revelers before they gnaw our hands off. You see, God Hates Us. For the last year I have been the recipient of all computer related injuries, from broken memory cards to a horrible migration from PC to MAC and so on. Reeves has literally sat back and sipped his lemonade offering such support like "Hmmmm...never happens to me." and gives a sincere shrug.

Until Now. Reeves was doing all the heavy lifting that night at Macy's and then at Manor. I went home in the sweat of a pharmaceutical cocktail and retired early. Meanwhile, Reeves got it on with a now non-sweaty (check out his appearance on the red carpet in our glamorama gallery 1) Steve Gutenberg, MC Hammer with our friends and just a ton of models getting dirty.

And all of it is lost forever. You see, there was some kind of corrupt file on his memory card already and it decided to take a bite out of his pictures from the second half of the evening.

I have never seen Reeeves cry, but I'm certain that a tear fell upon the discovery that Glamorama would never look the way it should've.

And for that, we are both truly sorry. Meanwhile, enjoy the scraps you vicious mongrels.