Show of the Week: Steel Panther

There's not much I can write about LA's Sunset Strip residents Steel Panther other than it is one of the purest musical experiences of all time. They play this Sunday at Double Door and Gahdamn if we won't be rocking out to the glam based machinations of the best band that never was. I think if you're hestiating at all about this show, just check out our photos from when Kiefer Sutherland and the Panther rocked AK last spring and the poetic mastery of "Death to All But Metal."
Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!

Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall

Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kills those fucking fuckheads who programme MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal


Fuck Yeah. See you there.

Steel Panther plays at the Double Door on Aug. 30. Doors at 9pm.