Michael Stone (aka DJ Stonerokk) checks his new mic.
Today, musicians and clubbers mourned the loss of one the industry's finest innovators as DJ Stonerokk traded his high profile musical career for the anonymity of a nightclub security guard. Michael (DJ Stonerokk) Stone came to Chicago solely for a wedding but was a changed man when he was mistaken for a security guard at Manor nightclub. Upon entering the club in his three piece suit, he was handed a two way in-ear radio and told to get to work. "I just didn't expect it to be so...sexy!" claimes Stone. "I can't understand a goddamn thing in the earpiece, which makes it super exciting. I hear this garbled mess and it could be an emergency or someone talking about their raging case of herpes..either way, I can run into the crowd, flash my maglite and just start wailing on someone who looks suspicious. I fucking love it." While Manor has refused to comment on recent allegations of customer abuse from their security staff, it has been confirmed that Mr. Stone is in fact, on payroll as a security liaison, and not as a DJ. "We are proud and honored to have Michael serving and protecting the valued customers of Manor. While his work as a DJ kept us dancing, its his work on the street that will keep us safe." Commented General Manager Colin Comer in a recent press conference.
Congrats to Michael Stone on his newfound career!
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